never

1. a fucking long time
2. the amount of time it will take a girl to love me
3. often an answer to my question of "will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?"

1. Never say never!
2. I will never get this girl to love me.
3.
I: Will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?
You: Never.
I: Fuck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005

never nude

Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.

Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.

by Mike Smith November 26, 2004

Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

by obie March 27, 2006

Neverlanded

When ill and impoverished children are taken to a wonderful, magical place created just for them by a great and philanthropic man who wanted to cheer them up and show them love and caring.

After Katie and her friends from the Children's Miracle Network were Neverlanded at superstar Michael Jackson's ranch in Santa Barbara, they came home saying that they had had the best day of their lives and that it had been a dream come true!

by Beachcomber Bob December 10, 2012

Ohp nevermind

Used as a funny alternative to saying "Just kidding". Basically the speaker disagrees with what is being said when using this phrase. This phrase originated in Taylorsville, NC. (Home of the open 24/7 Walmart, accompanied by a Wendy's and a Bojangles). When using "Ohp nevermind", it has to be said quickly almost to the point where the pronunciation is "Ohp Nermind!".

Example 1
Hick : "Dude I didn't get an bacon on my Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger! What the fuck!"

Civil being: "Ohp nevermind!"

Example 2
Teen 1: "Dude look at that girl, she's soo fucking sexy!"

Teen 2: " Damn dude, she's pretty sexy......ohp nermind!"

Example 3
Nerd 1: " Dude we're gunna make Taylorsville famous by adding this phrase on UD"

Nerd 2: " Hell yeahh man........ohp nermind!"

by Mrs. Councillady April 25, 2011

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 30, 2022

Never hurt nobody

Informal phrase stating that doing X thing never injured/harmed someone. Implying that said action is good and not harmful or bad.

1. A little partying never hurt nobody.
2. Drinking a bit of wine never hurt nobody

by PumpUpTheJam May 11, 2014