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Nathan

Knowing someone named Nathan is the greatest honor any person on earth could receive. Truly a being of divine importance, anyone lucky enough to know someone by the name should consider themselves to be in favor with all gods and deities. Nathan is the embodiment of the moral high ground and his spoken word should be regarded as nothing less than the essence of what is right in any scenario. Nathan’s intellect surpasses that of any great thinkers to ever exist, the mere existence of his mind threatens to upend all human knowledge as it becomes subject to the very whims of Nathans worldwide. Nathan truly is a person of god-like proportions.
Person 1: yo who is that?

Person 2: Shut up and start groveling! Don’t you know that’s Nathan
by Fapgod November 23, 2021
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Nathan

A crazy person who stabs people with pencils
Omg run Nathan has a pencil
by girl😃🖐💀 October 26, 2020
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Nathan

Nathan is the spawn of Satan. A BOY who looks like he’s rolled in some Doritos, steroids and cocaine his hair is so bleach blonde. This boy is a one of a kind! He’s lovely to start with but if you like disappointment then he’s your top guy! He likes to say he’s good in relationships and wants to settle but really he’s a massive twat.

He can’t cook, is untidy and quite lazy. His two most used lines are- ‘okay I’ll just go’ and ‘hey bubba’.

He lives with his flat mate as he fucks up every relationship with dishonesty and betrayal. So girls if you want to get your heart broken then he is the one for you!!

Ps- always wear protection😆
Nathan is a true heartbreakr
by Emilycollette March 8, 2019
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Nathan

nathan is best
by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020
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Nathan

MOnkey ape OHH OHH AHH AHH
ALways act like a monkey
Nathan what a ape
by Monkey ape May 18, 2021
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Nathan

He's a little silly and owns a male moose milker

He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.

When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.

Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.
Person 1: Wow that guy is such a potato
Person 2: don't be cringe man, say that he's a Nathan.
by princesspiddles September 19, 2020
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Nathan

A tall man (usually trans) that is skinny but also strong. A Nathan finds interest in classic rock music from people such as Queen but also had interests in more chaotic and modern music from people such as Lemon Demon. Nathan is an artist and writer who puts time into his work and shares it with his friends. A Nathan likes to joke around with his friends and cheer them up, but he can also be supportive when you're upset. Nathan tries his best to keep people happy and make them laugh but can recognize when he's made a mistake and feels bad for it, usually trying to cheer up or make up with the person he has upset. A Nathan is typically gay and the guy who ends up with him would be lucky for a Nathan can be flirty and sexy when he wants to be. Nathan can usually crack a joke and keep the group laughing. He enjoys spending time with his friends and is willing to stand up for them or himself if a situation warrants it. A Nathan is typically smart, being one of the people in the top of his class and also being in honors classes for most classes that have them. A Nathan enjoys learning new topics and competing in tests and competitions that involve either physical or mental skill.

Just be warned, if you call a Nathan by Nathaniel in a non-professional situation or if you aren't close to him, you'll be dead by the end of the week one way or antoher.
"Wow Nathan could end up on the debate team!"

"Maybe he'll get into an art school! Or a college on a scholarship!"
by Herr Magie June 25, 2022
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