dent your nanny

To protect the sanctity of your home or office wifi.

unscrupulous person: "Hey! What's your wifi password?"
scrupulous person: "Dent your nanny!"

by PrDoomsday2 May 11, 2017

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Get the dent your nannymug.

Nanny

Nanny means fecies in the Charleston South Carolina Black Geechee community.

That girl nanny up in her pants.

by A man71 April 19, 2022

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Get the Nannymug.

Got nannied

Mauled by a pit-bull dog or other vicious domestic animal most often completely unprovoked.

The toddler died in ICU after she got nannied by a free-roaming pit-bull dog.

by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals August 3, 2024

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Get the Got nanniedmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Nanny, naNny, nannY<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Nanny, naNny, nannY<.7.9.7.6>mug.

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

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Get the Nanny Pearlsmug.

Putin-Nanny

Someone who cowardly provokes or calls for an attack against an unwilling participant but left with the only option of defending itself.

Man, this bully at school is a total Putin-Nanny! He only picks fights he starts with a sucker punch against the smaller kids in the class hitting them when they're not looking. ,

by Stokanator April 16, 2022

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