The condition of matted hair on or around the back of a woman's head, resulting from prolonged love making in the missionary position.
by ColumbiaDesignGuy May 20, 2014

A slang term for the anus. Whereas "into the cuckoo's nest" pertains to vaginal sex with a female, "into the sparrow's nest" pertains to anal sex. In this context, it is often used as a boast, as entering the cuckoo's nest generally requires less effort to achieve. It can also be used to describe a homosexual man, who elects to persue the sparrow's nest on all counts, and has no interest whatsoever in the cuckoo's nest.
"Damn, that girl was dirty. After one night together she let me flip her over and make a beeline straight for the sparrow's nest."
"Jeff? No, he won't want to come out with us to the club tonight. He'll be off out on the other side of town with Percy and Rupert to chase some sparrow's nest."
"Jeff? No, he won't want to come out with us to the club tonight. He'll be off out on the other side of town with Percy and Rupert to chase some sparrow's nest."
by Theodore Jones April 4, 2009

by Childnest_101 May 2, 2018

A Crows Nest is a place where it’s all or mainly men/families and/or old people.
A place severely lacking of attractive women/girls and lacking good entertainment.
A place severely lacking of attractive women/girls and lacking good entertainment.
by TheLongestStroke September 21, 2022

You must warn us if your post contains news articles about violence against children. Or else there will be nest stigmatas
by viola the real viola June 2, 2009

Usually a old reliable bedroom or office where you go to when you're horny and your only option for masturbatory relief is the internet. Smells like a special honey.
by Zroogz October 3, 2018

by Keeks 187 March 8, 2019
