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A social media literally nobody uses anymore but is still a website
Dude what’s your MySpace?”
What is this? 2005?”
myspace by bubble.chald October 25, 2020
A place created by a guy named Tom where 92.7% of teens with no lives go on to meet other people and chat with friends from school, the same town, and/or people in different states.
Everyone says they hate myspace but in reality they race home and log on and check for new messages and when they dont have a new message they click the refresh button untill they have a new message and then they shout with excitement like they won the lottery.
myspace by Cookiel August 19, 2007
A website where Emos go to whore their self out to prospective new friends.
i just checked out some dudes page on Myspace, he is the sexxx!
Myspace by Divide and Conquer April 23, 2006
1. A website that is a pedophile/ephebophile's dream because idiotic preps post pictures of themselves on their profiles along with their address, phone number, and/or school address as well as links to their preppy friends' pages that also include the same information.

2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.
Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool!"

Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"
MySpace by Melissa Fairchild October 21, 2006
A website used for getting children sued, expelled and suspended. Myspace has become home to many hilarious myspace profiles about teachers and princibles.
LOL! they just found out who made that myspace.
Myspace by skater hot dude man November 24, 2007
The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.
Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same!
myspace by JKKC January 12, 2008