I hate my life

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.

I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Fuck My Life

Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.

"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..."

"Oh my god I farted fml.."

etc. etc. etc.

by OminousAnonymous March 8, 2009

Mylie

A truly amazing girl that everyone wants to see and have fun with. She is tolerant and kind. She most likely has a crush on a boy and is not gay. She can be shy. They are nice and understanding to talk to. Many people say she is very attractive but is not sexy.

Mylie is so cute but she is too shy to tell them!

by Kamyaya likes sex ;) February 25, 2020

my life in a nutshell

A brief resume of your life.

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude

by David Santos March 18, 2017

McLifer

Someone who will work at McDonald's for their entire ass life.

My manager is a McLifer! What a weenie!

by pkiwi September 16, 2018

mylieaha

Big ass booty girl

There is mylieaha with her big booty ass

by Mymyp November 29, 2018

My life

My life is basic wanting to die.

Yo dude that's My life.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019