Egg in my ass

When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption

MOM! I'm hungry can you make my an Egg in my ass(over easy) for me

by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018

My ass hurts

My ass hurts

My ass hurts kid fuck me in here

by anonymous April 24, 2019

Fuck. My ass

It’s means I want you to fuck my ass

I want you in my ass jerry so he put it in my ass
Fuck. My ass mom with your dildo

by My ass is open for you May 23, 2019

my ass

1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey

1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

my ass

used as a smart-alecky answer when lacking a good one.

Q. Where were you today?
A. My ass... jerk.

by Shandron July 15, 2005

chapping my ass

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

by Willie Block May 23, 2009

riding my ass

forcing anal sex upon one

My prison mate began riding my ass from day one

by Elmo Lincolnhead February 6, 2007