mean mr mustard

The main character in a song by the Beatles; a part of a medley of songs on the Abby Road album starting with Sun King.

Mean Mr Mustard, sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper...

by lancelot323 July 13, 2007

Deli Mustard

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD

by i like pussy May 20, 2006

mustard gas

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.

The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

by chefrick45419 May 16, 2008

Mustard Hotdog

The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.

"That fat girl let me do a Mustard Hotdog on her. It was messy"

by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010

mustard gassing

When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.

Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!

by Turnipples January 4, 2020

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

Dylan Mustard

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

by DMustard45 October 10, 2011