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Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
by Billiest April 18, 2019
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Semi-Meter

"there different spelling for different countries there the same thing"

Semi-Meter
- A unit of measurment
My wife does not believe my penis is 12 Semi-Meters but it is.
by Semi-Meter August 24, 2020
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Armchair Meteorologist

A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.
Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.
by Ragu_Gaming June 17, 2021
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Geeter meter

Is the speed; longevity; and intensity of a meth high.
Damn dog! That Brandy chic needs to check her Geeter meter. She is pegged out!
by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021
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Gloster Meteor

Gloster's second attempt at making a fighter jet after the Gloster E.28/39 , The Gloster Meteor was the first operational fighter jet by the allies, It's first flight was in March 1943 and the last flight by the british in 1954 with 15 operators.
Look, Theres a Gloster Meteor doing a barrel roll!
by AviationNerd January 31, 2022
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Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay
If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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Shit-o-Meter

A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.
"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."
by Noctivagus February 25, 2005
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