Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018

Mow

(noun) for Weed; Bud; Marijuana
Created in reference to grass
(verb) to "mow" is to smoke weed

"Can I cop some mow later?"
"Let's meet up later and mow."

by dadi_myke May 6, 2019

me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 4, 2022

Mowed down by the screws

Arrested.

Popularized very briefly by Archie Bunker.

Lester got mowed down by the screws at Occupy Wall Street today.

by LightninRon November 7, 2011

Mow

a good eat noun

This girl named Rose is a mow.

by HoneyNut69 December 1, 2019

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021

Sun-mowing

Sun-mowing typically starts as daylight fades and continues into the night. The compulsive urge to constantly eat “mow” takes over one's conscious. Symptoms include eating uncontrollably, even when not hungry. Eating until feeling uncomfortably full. Night eating.

John’s sun-mowing began shortly after dinner. He could not control his urge to eat until he finally went to bed.

Last night my sun-mowing took over. I couldn’t stop eating. I felt so sick.

Last night I was sun-mowing. All my cabinets are empty this morning.

by Stopmakingsense September 27, 2022