Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.

"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"

by dark-parrot October 14, 2011

Monte Carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.

Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.

by 76monteman April 4, 2004

molten ass fuck

Pouring any heated liquid upon a girls ass, during the act of sex. Take note, if preforming particular positions, said liquid fire may cook your nuts to a hellish shrivel.

Man: "Woman, I'm gonna molten ass fuck the shit out of you later!"

Woman: "What the hell does that mean?"

by DSharks February 13, 2010

Le'Monte

Used to describe a one of a kind, very attractive man that usually has traits that portray that of a Gemini.

Look at that Le'Monte, he could get it

by The 3D bandit March 10, 2012

montenegrin

It's what people from Montenegro call themselves. The reason being is that they do not what to be recognized as a gay Serb. Because no one likes the Serbs. That is why they are voting for independence and are going to get it, because once again no one likes serbs except for Russia.

I personallydon'tblame them, i mean who wants to be known as a serb.

People from Montenegro call themselves Montenegrin.

by Serbs are gay May 24, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005