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monkey soup

yeah its just as it sounds, monkey that's turned into soup, people use this as an insult as well.
Wallahi, one more move and I'll turn you into monkey soup.
Allie fam that guys a monkey, and about to become monkey soup.
by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021
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humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
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When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.
Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.
by Cordum March 29, 2020
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refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).
You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.
by mwalimu March 20, 2008
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red hot monkey love

primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat
We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.
by luv January 29, 2005
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HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.
But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!
by SS January 22, 2004
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Slut Monkey

A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.
Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.
by Persian Batman May 4, 2003
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