Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 2, 2022

moldavite

it’s that crazy witch bitch shit that destroys your life and turns you into a kleptomaniac, toxic, blood hounding zodiac sign fiending motha

hey what’s that crystal around your neck?
moldavite
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by ihateeverything January 4, 2022

cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)

"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."

by Skidmore August 21, 2005

Gunny mole

Naval slang for a prostitute smuggled on board ship. Often hidden in the gun batteries to service multiple sailors.

The gunny mole is waiting in forward gun 2. It's 50 bucks, but she does everything!

by JoBaker February 17, 2010

clay molding

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

by Claymolder January 3, 2013

comedy mold

A terrible joke, the opposite of comedy gold.

Person 1: Where do gourds get their water from?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: A PUMPkin!
Person 2: That's comedy mold!

by 165your4 October 31, 2014

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016