moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

Moist Green

A color very close to dark green, but it has a mix of a swampy, spinach and vomit green. It is very unattractive but if you wear it the right way with the right person it can look decent.

Normal person 1: “Hey I really like your shirt you can rock it well. What color is it.”

Normal person 2: “Its Moist Green, but only some people can rock it well enough to make it look good”

by ColorGuy69 December 24, 2017

moist wombat

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.

I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.

by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018

moinksexual

The sexual and/or emotional attraction to the skinseed user Moink.

Guy #1: Hey, I’m moinksexual.
Guy#2: Dude, that’s just simping with extra steps.

by ThomasTheWankEngine&Friends October 11, 2020

Moistake

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Enslaved moisture

Water trapped in a plastic bottle

“Ah yes, enslaved moisture.”

by stonks22 June 30, 2019

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015