purpleTostitos's definitions
a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.
I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.
by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018
Get the moist wombatmug.