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mississippi stew

When one busts a fatty and the majority of the load lands and pools in one's belly button
After a hard day's work I relieved myself and ended up with a fresh bowl of Mississippi stew
by Neckbeardmcautism January 28, 2018
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Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh
by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021
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Mississippi Stew

Combining random food items (or other objects) into one concoction. Can be consumed or just created for aesthetic purposes.
Jeff: Ayo get some pepper and mayo to add to the Mississippi Stew

Richard: I got some eggs and fruit punch too

Winter: I'll get the coco puffs and shredded cheese
by đź…±oston Ross July 18, 2021
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Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it
You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!
by SofBoi December 26, 2017
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Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.
He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts
by R.B.F. March 12, 2021
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hurley, mississippi

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!
Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.
by Darai M. Spencer October 2, 2019
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Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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