midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Midwest Fuckhead

These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares

You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midwest Furfest

a little thing in the Midwest of America (except Ohio) where people in fur suits get to gather and have a "good" time i want to find the convention and shed blood

Hey another one heading to the Midwest Furfest, get the gun

by soviet productions November 3, 2022

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

minress

A female miner

I was in the mine and I saw a minress for the first time in forever.

by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 12, 2022

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022