Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015

Mess #1

A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.

Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1

by Doctor123 February 11, 2013

Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.

Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess

by MadPseudoScientist August 18, 2022

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018