hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.

Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess

by MadPseudoScientist August 18, 2022

Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.

Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!

by NewWords007 September 12, 2010

Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Boiling mess

A person who is worse than a hot mess.

Stacey is a hot mess but Darcey is a boiling mess.

by Meleryeler July 27, 2020

bisexual mess

shuichi saihara

person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022