Menthols

The best cigarettes on the mother fucking planet. None that pussy shit.

I was having such a nic fit, I almost stuck a dude at the TC.
"Niggy, gimme yo fuckin' menthols!"

by NIggANUNO April 4, 2009

Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.

To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!

by MrKapper July 9, 2006

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

Martha Jones

Companion to the tenth Doctor. Assisted in the defeat of the master by travelling the world to set up a telepathic link and found out the last words of the Face of Boe.

Martha Jones was an amazing companion and she will always be remembered

by SomethingOldSomethingNew September 13, 2016

Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 28, 2008

meathanky

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.

"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)

by BioMenace September 24, 2008

Dirty Menthol

When a person takes a packet of extra strong mints and inserts them into their partners vagina or anus. This can be done with a fist or without. It has been said that the menthol adds a tingle sensation which intensifies the orgasm. It had also been proven to help women squirt.

Male: I gave my lass a dirty menthol last night and she loved it

by Robinluck October 3, 2016