non-merch

Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.

"Dude, did you see the non-merch posted in the PTN earlier? Master deleted that shit so fast!"

by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023

the gaming merchant

Hewwo I hope ya weww

The gaming merchant more like the gaming jesus

by SeenDizzle April 10, 2021

poop merchant

A studios or merchant that makes bad products yet these products make money for the studios/merchant.

Showtime, not normally a poop merchant studios, unveiled four awful seasons of Dexter (Seasons 5,6,7 and 8); these seasons made Showtime millions of dollars.

by wosgigwo November 14, 2013

Merch

A response used when someone shares a story or says something that is interesting. Used by Alternative wannabe gangsters that often use terms such as: Folk, Gang Gang, Loud, Plug,etc..

Rob: Aye folk, I just fucked that bad bitch from around the corner fam.
Dylan: Damn really bro! Merch gang on some real shit! 🙌🏽

by Andy_Rece February 9, 2017

Meetch

A cute nickname for a cute girl. Usually given to her because she’s unsure of what she wants and has the guy pick a cute name for her and expecting it to be anything other than Meetch.

Her: oh you pick a nickname for me and yourself
Me: no
Her: yes
Me: okay Meetch you can call me jonn
Her: bye

by _its_jon_ July 20, 2019

Sausage Merchant

Slang/derogatory term for a male prostitute.

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.

by Jesse502 May 8, 2008

Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009