menlo school

Menlo school is a school in Atherton California, where money, looks, and style are what determine whether you get in or not. The tuition is about 30,000 dollars, but it's worth it because the students are way hot, they all look like models, especially brig...hmmm. The families that have children at menlo school are multi-millionaires, which means they buy their kids anything. In case you didn't know we are in fact all snobs, most of us aren't willing to admit it, but deep down inside we know it's true. It is required, in the menlo school hand book page 8, that every student own at least 7 pairs of expensive jeans whether it be seven jeans or true religion jeans and 7 pairs of lacoste polos, this is so that no one feels out of place. Every girl and boy at menlo must also have at least one pair of uggs, but everyone has more than that. Everything at menlo is fake the people, as well as the grass. The bottom line is that we, menlo students, are way richer than you.

You go to menlo school? Damn you must be hella fuckin rich.

by Menlo Girl January 9, 2009

thomas mendoza

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself

thomas mendoza is a mangina

by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009

mendorphins

1. hormones that exist in the brain of a human male that are released when something happens that only (heterosexual) males enjoy, often resulting in primal roaring and fist pumping
i.e. witnessing (or delivering) a huge tackle during a game of (American) football, or beating someone in a video game

2. hormones that must be stimulated to unlock menergy

Dude 1: RARRR! Who's your f*ckin' daddy?

Dude 2: Your mendorphins are out of control man, it's only Gears(of War)

by Cutris Franks October 17, 2008

Menlo Park Muff Pie

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020

Menlo

A college that is a joke. It is for people who aren't independent enough to go to a real college or are too dumb and did not get in anywhere else. Or for athletes who wanted to play college sports but are not good enough so they go play here. It is basically high school, but since there are a few dorms the kids feel like they went away to college. Basically, it is a place for failures. I went to this school and played sports for them and have gone no where because of it.

Mark: Where do you go to school?
Michael: I go to Menlo College
Mark: Where?
Michael: Menlo
Mark: Never heard of it

by AnthonyLAvez February 21, 2011

Mennonite Necklace

A Mennonite Necklace is the accumulation of perspiration that gathers around the collar of a t-shirt. It is important to note that a proper Mennonite Necklace is distinguished by the fact that the shirt has no other sweat stains apart from the collar area.

Iain: Look at Steve, he's a true Mennonite.
Mags: How do you know?
Iain: Look at his Mennonite Necklace... It's not even cold out.

by Vonbrownstein July 23, 2010

Mendon Ohio

Mendon is a town full of drug addicts and toothless whores. There is a harley Davidson store in that town so everybody has harley and are either in a hog chapter or a wana be motorcycle gang. If you need pizza and heroin it's the town to go to. Its mostly filled with lowlifes and druggies . If you move there and the people don't like you they will try there best to run you out of town. If you do decide to move there they have a town slumlord who will rent you a shitty trailer or house that is run down for way more than its worth.

Mendon Ohio has alot of shitty houses.

by Hhrandel January 22, 2017