Maya

Someone who likes your grandma all night long while you watch Spongebob Squarepants. The ultimate ass magnet. Even the nuns would fuck

Wow, Maya fucked my grandma last night, yours too

by GrandmaLicky September 9, 2021

maya moment

when someones first reaction to being mad is to feed into that rage and slander anyone and everyone who provokes that anger.

"man, why is michael so sad?"
"his girlfriend was experiencing a maya moment and took it out on his entire family"

by Fedmich shouglass September 10, 2021

Maya Wittenberg

Sexiest person alive oh my god they are so fucking hot I scream without the s

Omg! Is that Maya Wittenberg? She’s so fucking hot

by BlowKiss October 5, 2021

Maya

Well an angel in short, Maya is the type of person to go to if ur feeling down, the type of person to be with you whatever happens, and really just a very nice person, u rlly can't ask for more if she's Maya (and a bee, also a papaya HA)

Go ask Maya if you wanna be her valentines next year
Sure

by February 13th... 2021 October 13, 2021

Maya Williams

This super cool bitch you you should be best friends with

Zooey: Hey do you know Maya Williams? She’s my best friend.

by cobrakaiii February 10, 2022

maya

sex god

she’s such a maya

by anonymous May 7, 2022

Maya

Why are they all so fucking hot. Except for that one Maya, you know who I'm talking about. Then they'll break your heart by being weird or gay or something.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Maya over there? I think I Like her."
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."

Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023