Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

MATRIX

Little moronic kids do something they think could be in the movie the matrix. Such as they dodge something, or wall jump. And they say; "WHOAH I DID THE MATRICKS BACK THERE LAWLZ!" This phrase makes no sence, since the matrix is in fact a noun.

*wall jump* OH DUDE! I totaly did the MATRIX!
*PUNCH* STFU KID

by The-Coach September 15, 2007

matrix style

to have hot passionate sex as neo and trinity do in the beginning of reloaded

"hows that for hot passionate sex?" - the guy
"go watch neo and trinity and learn how to do it matrix style..." - the girl

by anonymous March 21, 2005

jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

B.O.R.G. Matrix

B. = Banks (or/ Big Business)
O. R. = Organized Religion
G. = Government
The entity that controls every aspect of your life (also known as the Illuminati).

Yeah, I know it really sucks having your computer ripped off by Homeland Security agents as you go through the customs maze at the airport, but what are you going to do about it, after all, it is all a part of the B.O.R.G. Matrix.

by Child of Gaia October 11, 2008

MATRIX

A facking awesome paintball marker. The most popular matrix as of yet is the Dye Matrix, which evolved in 2004 as the DM4 or Dye Matrix 4(duh). It has continued as the DM5 and DMC, which are some of the most advanced paintball markers on the market. A Matrix is referred to as a 'Trix on occasion.

I Pw3nz00red you with my Matrix!!1!one1!!eleventyone!!1

by Grandmachinksker September 14, 2005

the matrix

Shawn Marion raw nigga froga from the Phoenix suns

Steve: dog did see the matrix
Amare: wit Keanu Reeves
Steve: wit Shawn Marion you dumbass he does stuff that cant be done

by Batman forever June 15, 2005