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Mattschecking

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss
Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.
by Harrymanback November 23, 2013
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Mattsims

Anorexic meth head with rotten teeth . Sexual deviant. Rides bike everywhere to look for drugs.
Dang! Did you see Amber with that meth head?

Ya. Hes a mattsims. They deserve eachother.
by Fancyface70 July 26, 2017
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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.
Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.
by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019
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matesurbating

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating
by neoDiggity August 3, 2010
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Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires
Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.
by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011
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Maths

M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-high school
S-students
What maths was really made for
by Yeah braaaaa May 16, 2016
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mantsch

Its my mantsch when I'm riding to always use the best gear possible, bro.
by AAGB June 7, 2017
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