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praying mantis 

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and after she orgasms she reaches back and rips your head off.
Oh man, maria totally praying mantis'd alex last night.
praying mantis by MantisMan December 12, 2010
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Jake Matis 

A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.
that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it
Jake Matis by staticx333 June 20, 2010
a name some girls call a friend of theirs named matthew, who's the sixth one they know. usually a sweet and caring, silly and very cute guy. (he'll tell you so himself) :)
oh yeah! i can't believe mattie and matthew saw simon laugh!

mattison 

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse
Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs
mattison by beast, hoss February 3, 2009
1. a lanky-ass cross country or track runner

2. a lazy kid with a lot of natural (math) ability

3. an insomniac
I was up last night at 2 A.M. because I couldn't sleep, so I looked out of my window, and I saw a mathis blazing around the track.
mathis by Wes Dunnavant July 3, 2009

Mattingly 

Someone who says ur mom gay
Fuck you mattingly
Mattingly by NootedLover98 February 11, 2018