by superdelicious. March 20, 2009
Get the Mattmug. by BarryScottBangandthedirtisgone April 24, 2018
Get the Mattmug. by UrbanDictionary .com July 15, 2008
Get the mattmug. a chinese curly-haired sex-god that you can never get over. u will love him forever...he just has that charm.
Becca: OMG i cant get over matt!!! ever since last night...and he dumping...ugh!!!
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.
Becca: Makes sense.
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.
Becca: Makes sense.
by hamsterlady March 19, 2010
Get the Mattmug. A refrigerator for beers. No other contents are allowed as it is a specialty refrigerator. Be careful when inviting a Matt to parties as it is programmed to automatically consume all beers it encounters.
Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.
The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.
One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.
Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.
The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.
One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.
Wow, you drank that entire keg of beer by yourself! What are you, a Matt??
Person 1: Where do you poop?
Person 2: In Matt's mouth.
Person 1: .......................
Person 1: Where do you poop?
Person 2: In Matt's mouth.
Person 1: .......................
by unknown1979 November 22, 2013
Get the Mattmug. by ppslayer July 18, 2019
Get the mattmug. likes to dress well. wears black pants and a pink shirt. loves the song “ wet dreamz” by j cole, can even rap the entire thing. used to be a big time babysitter.
Is that matt dressed in the pink shirts and black pants rapping “wet dreams”
friend: “matt is so cool, i wish i was him”
friend: “matt is so cool, i wish i was him”
by okcoolyup123 November 20, 2018
Get the Mattmug.