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matieu (a.k.a big-boss-nigga-man) is the superior species to all. Matieu can be compared to prime LeBron James (it knows ball). It is the most musculary dense creature to roam the planet, making it the most highly fuckable species. It also makes any woman squirt in their bedussy the instant it makes eye contact.
by tidbbskz November 27, 2025
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Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.
Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."
by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010
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Ice-magiced

To be frozen out by a friend for pettiness and given no explanation...
“I haven’t seen Susan in ages, not even a call”
“She’s probably ice-magiced you”
by Jeska Fox January 16, 2018
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RIGID MATRICES

A user of a WHOLE MATRIX where the parts of a set for some reason are DEPENDENT ENTIRELY.

For CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY functionality it's necessary.

Protects against CROSS POLLENATION OF OTHER USERS.

ADVANCED LINEAR ALGEBRA.
In URBAN DICTIONARY there seems to be an inability to separate definitions off any USER BASE as it is definable as a RIGID MATRICES of a necessary.
to break apart into subsets by either VOICE SEARCH or QUERY SEARCH manually.

So each USER DEFINITIONAL SETS OF SAMENESS cannot be broken apart into chronological dating because of RIGID MATRICES necessity for functionality AND PROTECTION from of the ENTIRE and ALG0RHYTHM ANTI-VIRAL AND ANTI-TROJAN intrusions.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE October 3, 2022
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Cholla-matized

A state of transe while making things made out of cactus spine(cholla)
Her: did you see Chuck all cholla-matized making that walking stick?!

Her friend: OMG YES LOL 😂
by dabaddest575 August 5, 2023
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ah-matized

Taylor Swift refrains from saying dickmatized. (hypnotized by dick)
He Ah-matized Me And Opened My Eyes. (Wood, 2025)
by 89lorry October 7, 2025
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Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
by TodiRow February 21, 2011
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