A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
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Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like
Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like
Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!
Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!
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Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
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