Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

Mandition

A tradition that every man should participate in or be labeled as womanly.

Tom: "Dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?"

Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."

Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."

by Seff343 October 31, 2011

mansmith

The best babecue seasoning/ catering company in California. Originating in San Juan Bautista, California and with multiple awards and flavors!

Yum! Mansmith is what's for dinner tonight!

by carebare831 December 29, 2011

Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard

Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!

by JOSHB February 2, 2015

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

manbitch

Plain bologna sandwich with nothing on it

"I am going to the deli counter to order a manbitch" said James

by dancer1234 April 6, 2015