Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

Dog Manley

Your extremely buff, intelligent, good looking dog you should totally buy a mug for. See, your Dog Manley has the finest of class and would rather drink from a hot and fresh urban dictionary mug with his name on it, than a dog bowl you bought from the dollar shop.

Your beautiful Dog Manley: *wags tail*
You: Here's your special mug!

by typebeats March 18, 2021

ass mallet

Another term for an asshole.

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony September 17, 2021

Maglet

Sex that lasts less than a minute. Premature ejaculation.

Tammy: "How was the sex with that guy?"

Jessie: "don't waste your time. I was with him one night, and he pulled a maglet both times"

by johnnysgirl February 25, 2009

maneltoe

n. An unsightly, somewhat uncomfortable-looking outline given to a man's genitals when housed in pants or jeans that are two to three sizes too small, commonly found in the Midwest and South.

Hope he's not wanting to have kids with a maneltoe like that.

by samhain79 July 22, 2008

MABLETON

A Town Where EVERY ONE Is Fake, People Talk Shit But Nothing Ever Pops Off. These Niggaz Think They GHETTO. FUCK MBT

JOHN: HEY Juan LETS FIGHT
Juan: NAww Foo Im Sorry I Was Talkin Shit, Lets Be Friends, Remember We Are From Mableton

by MBT RESIDENT May 3, 2009