THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY USES PERSONALLY AS HIS GO TO. BOOFIER SMOKES ON THAT “OG DARK MATTER MAXIMUM THRAXIUM PACK” this is true by the way and I swear I’ve met BOOFIER before he told me this information trust…
“THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY BE SMOKING ON IS SO FIRE, THAT SHIT BE SOME MAXIMUM THRAXIUM!”
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by TheDollop January 17, 2024
Get the maximum Paris mug.This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
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Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.
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The combination of “manipulative” and “maggot”
Used to define people who knowingly or unknowingly weaponize their incompetence to get ahead in life. This can include but is not limited to: refusing to try new things because they are scared, complaining about things but never fixing things, claiming to have panic attacks, meltdowns or being overwhelmed whenever a conversation about their behavior is planned, crying or threatening to do so when pressed for results they promised, making any confrontation about how you made them feel therefore putting your own feelings on hold, a general complacent attitude while complaining about wanting more hoping that you will pick up the slack and fix their life for them without them bothering to help because they are so “helpless”
It’s a way of manipulating people who tend to be protective, kindhearted and generally extroverted by first making them feel like a hero for conquering a huge tasks for them but an easy task to you, but then keep you around because you’d feel guilty that they won’t be able to survive without you taking care of them like a child
The combination of “manipulative” and “maggot”
Used to define people who knowingly or unknowingly weaponize their incompetence to get ahead in life. This can include but is not limited to: refusing to try new things because they are scared, complaining about things but never fixing things, claiming to have panic attacks, meltdowns or being overwhelmed whenever a conversation about their behavior is planned, crying or threatening to do so when pressed for results they promised, making any confrontation about how you made them feel therefore putting your own feelings on hold, a general complacent attitude while complaining about wanting more hoping that you will pick up the slack and fix their life for them without them bothering to help because they are so “helpless”
It’s a way of manipulating people who tend to be protective, kindhearted and generally extroverted by first making them feel like a hero for conquering a huge tasks for them but an easy task to you, but then keep you around because you’d feel guilty that they won’t be able to survive without you taking care of them like a child
My roommate is such a manipumaggot, whenever its time to have a house meeting about chores, they cry about how they just can’t do anything right despite being told how to do it and manipulates someone into doing it for them. I can’t wait for her to move out.
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