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manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
by Nare September 20, 2015
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magic good

A word used for pornography so that others don't understand what you are talking about.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, just watching some magic good.
by Karl Karlson Karlicious July 16, 2008
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magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.
Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!
by cpg123 October 8, 2008
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magicfingers feldman

A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.
That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.
by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008
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Magiclious

when the Orlando Magic play great team basketball and everything comes together for the win...
That game last night against the Cavs was Magiclious despite all the crappy calls from the refs...
by O Town 2009 May 21, 2009
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Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"
by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009
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