creamy monke

when two gay nigger faggots have an orgy

damn john just gave his dad a creamy monke

by dirty jizz baby April 28, 2022

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou April 10, 2023

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg

monk hats protect the monkes!

by monk moky June 23, 2021

Monk off

The act of female masturbation

Oh shit did you see her I totally walked in on her trying to monk off to iron man 3

by Tonata April 5, 2015

chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

monk shot

When a male is hit in the testicles.

person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.

by DeathSquad June 20, 2008