mong-ed

Same as mong'ead.

numpty, etc.

Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.

by F A B Scott June 24, 2006

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

mong dang

expression of joy, dissappointment,boredom, anger, excitement and/or pleasure. Can replace any noun, verb or adjective. Can be shortened to mong(s). Other forms include mang dang, mongalongs, mong dongs, mong mong dang dang

1.My toast is burning? MONG DANG!
2. Mong dang what?
3. What are you mong danging now?
4. you're so mong
5. stop monging

by echen September 8, 2008

Mong Roar

When your head slams back into the air and some saliva shoots out due to the amount of laughing you have done. The laugh is usually more roar than laugh.

"OMG i just mong roared"

by rchrd1 April 25, 2009

mong fish

a person whom mings for england.

ur mums a double helping of mong fish

by prettyugly November 22, 2004