miles of smiles

Bringing joy

That sweet good morning text brought miles of smiles.

by SLEEVEDnFIT November 19, 2016

Vu-miester

When someone is whipped by his or her formal date. Commonly a person who is very much in denial but will not admit it.

Big Bear: "Owww man did u hear bout tim, he is such as Vu-miester."

Tush: "Why what’s he doin now?"

Big Bear: "He is going with Chef to do formal shopping instead of coming to the Dale"

by big-bear August 20, 2009

Minesweeper

A game that is built-in to every Windows computer. Most people don't know how to play it, but it's actually easy to do, except for one thing. On advanced mode it gets to the point where you have to GUESS which tile you're supposed to click, and it's so fucking aggravating.

After 800 attempts, I finally beat Minesweeper in advanced mode.

by HPTrash November 20, 2017

miles per gallon

The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.

My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.

by tradesman July 8, 2003

Miles

Miles is the best person in the world

Person1: who the fucks that?
Person2: that's Miles, he's the best

by MilesIsTheBest February 2, 2017

John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

by Doodles March 22, 2005

Miles

Miles is a masculine man who cherishes his girlfriend. He’s really good at eating pussy and has a massive cock. Needless to say he’s amazing in bed. Most have abs that girls fawn over and he doesn’t hesitate to show them off. He is serious about relationships and loves to be in long term ones. Any girl would love to be fucked by a miles.

See that guy?
Yeah, he’s a miles alright. Look at his pants!

by girlfighter123 July 13, 2018