Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

Milfhouse

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

Mac Miller rain

A long rain that lasts for days. After Mac Miller died, it rained for three days straight in Pittsburgh.

Part of the bike trail is washed out from that Mac Miller Rain.

My seasonal affective disorder has been a bitch ever since that Mac Miller rain.

by MaryinPgh October 2, 2018

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Milkskin

Type of girl who (nearly) has the skin tone of milk. They usually wear red nail polish and red lipstick because, beside looking real sexy, it matches well.

Bro I tapped that milkskin last night. The light reflected right off her white ass into my eyes and she had red nail polish on her toes. It was so sexy that I came instantly.

by Soaper69 February 28, 2022

Milagro

She's the most beautiful person. Smart, funny, loving, caring girl in the world. Usually quite and keeps to herself has an amazing personality and is honest. She's loyal, faithful and very respectful of her family, friends, and close ones. Shes sometimes stubborn if she can't get things her way. She's the definition of perfectly imperfect.

She's amazing, she's my Milagro.

by pawudonnym December 22, 2016

Milia

Milia is one of a kind. She is beautiful and smart but do not understand it herself. If you know a Milia in your life you’re lucky. People may think she’s a hoe sometimes but deep down she’s sensitive and really care about everyone. Every guy want her, and if you get her you shouldn’t ever let her go, because she could be the best thing that have happened to you. She can talk to everybody and have many friends but her close friends are the most important to her. Many are jealous because they think she has everything but she’s still a human and can feel terrible but it will alway get better. She is the most beautiful human, inside and out. She will be something great!

Wish I looked like her, Milia.

by 1person.abc February 1, 2020