Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.

holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.

by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010

Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 7, 2010

Merked

Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.

Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"

by aidnaam January 14, 2018

merle

A dirty cunt who stinks really fucking bad

You seen that one bitch on the wizl? Totally a merle. Damn cunts

by Rakiel March 14, 2008

merle

Merle (m-url) is a rare mammal species long thought by scientists to be extinct. Although the merle physically appears very similar to human beings, it is genetically closer to an orangutangue. A merle was recently discovered living amongst humans in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Very few studies have been conducted on this Merle as it becomes enraged when approached by scientists.

Why are you attacking me!? You're acting like a Merle!

by Mimfucker April 26, 2008

merfler

A wicked awesome person who spends time in merfle.

The merflers were hyperactive and having a love-fest.

by Holinator November 3, 2003

Merked

n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills

Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.

by drugssince93' May 13, 2013