Meals on Feels

When someone tries to woo/seduce another person by buying and bringing them food.

"Is that guy who just dropped off this take-out for you your boyfriend?"

"Nah. He wishes he was so he keeps bringing me food. He's like Meals on Feels."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped May 21, 2019

meal-timin' it

the act of attending lunch, especially when applied to a structured work day in which one must request a lunch break.

Are we meal-timin' it at noon?

Hey guys, let's meal-time it!

Meal-timin' is my favorite part of the hectic day.

by ernaisha January 30, 2007

Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .

Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex

by Al fayeed December 28, 2020

Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.

Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!

by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011

Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

frankenstein meal

1.Meals that are formed from several other parts and pieces of other meals and leftovers.

2.Usually leftovers no one wanted to eat anyway that are re-served together in order to be called a real meal.

sibling 1: hey do you know what's for dinner tonight?

sibling 2: ya I think mom is making another Frankenstein meal again.

Sibling 1: oh :(

by bgz113 May 31, 2009