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Master Class Totem Pole

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.
by Bozilas March 21, 2003
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Master Bait

When you go to whack and your parents managed to find a pattern and are now sneaking like old ninjas outside your door to catch you, and to cause immense embarrassment to the point of possible fatality.
Sean: Dude did you hear about Jon?
Cary: Yeah, he got master baited. Hes still recovering from attempted suicide.
Jimmy: I dont blame him.
by PsuedoKnight69 November 15, 2015
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Master Key

Also knows as as set of Bolt Cutters. Looks like a giant set of wire cutters. Can cut through nearly any pad lock.
When Ray lost the keys to the tool boxes we had to go looking for our Master Key.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Master Chief

1. The main character of the first 3 halo games (Halo 1, Halo 2, and Halo 3, respectively). He is an advenced supersoldier, comonly reffered to as a Spartan. Chief's full name is Master Chief Petty Officer John-117.

2. Commonly reffered to as Mastur Ch33f, Master Chief is the parter of The Arbiter (or as Ch33f says, Arbitur). All that is known of him is that He r guy hoo gun t33ch u l3ss0n.
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Master stayout

Its when someone partys forever and never comes home and then goes into work with the same clothes for the whole week.
Nick is a master stayout he came to work with the same clothes on this whole week
by jdeco93 April 9, 2009
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Master is out

A master is out is an interesting meme which is actually two different memes depending on what side of the Pacific you're on.

The American "master is out"

I guess I have to explain this one first even though it only makes sense after you read the second section. When 4chan was first started, a Japanese user of Futaba's /b/ tried to introduce the immensely funny "a master is out" meme to 4chan's fledgling userbase. Unfortunately, he had no knowledge of English, and only a machine translator to attempt to get the message across. So, the phrase which could probably be best rendered either "Where did my master go?" or "The dog is roaming around" was transmogrified into "a master is out." This meme was probably only posted once by the Japanese guy; 2003 was a time when any nonsense that landed in /b/ became instant comedy which had to immediately be repeated across all boards. "A master is out" had a long shelf-life because the dog image that accompanied it was cute and silly, but the intended meaning was lost before it even got off the ground.

The Japanese "master is out"

I have a single, unconfirmed report that when this image is posted on Futaba's /b/, it is a signal for "Roll Call!" and immediately everyone posts a reply with images of famous anime characters claiming to be the dog's master. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure whether this is actually true. I do know that Futaba loves shiba inu (the breed of dog pictured here) deeply so this might be a sort of lolcats image mainly known for how frequently it's reposted. One thing's for sure, the phrase "a master is out" has actual semantic meaning on the Japanese side of the ocean.
by eramag June 17, 2009
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Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.
by The Irv November 30, 2010
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