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Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.
Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.
by Y’all heard November 24, 2021
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Martin is hot sexy but he is toxic and do graffiti everywhere HE get rejected every time but he will fine hot girl with big boob and big ass and work every Saturday and sunday
FRIEND: oh is that martin he cute n hot n toxic.

CRUSH: what sup foo "shake hand"
by 818notdickson November 24, 2021
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also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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Martin

Also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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massive dick martin. A nice caring guy
He’s got a bog dick
yh he’s a Martin
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Martin

A term commonly used to describe a person who doesn’t know how to shut up.
,,He just talked about nuclear bombs for three hours! Like nobody asked??! He’s annoying as sh*t…”
,,I know right? He’s such a Martin!”
by martinsmrdi February 5, 2022
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martin is someone with a big shlong and probably the biggest shlong in the world right now xx
wow martin is that the person with a big penis
by MINTO MURRRR December 22, 2021
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