ground loot gary

warzone noob that camps and uses only ground loot.

damn i just killed by a ground loot gary

by AM32 December 22, 2020

Pogrs loot tables

Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.

WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021

Loot Drop

Someone who has expensive tactical or camping gear and doesn’t know how to use any of it, the first to get picked off in SHTF, high value easy target. Term borrowed from videogames where specific mobs when defeated drop disproportionately high qualities of loot.

Carl has no training at all, the dude's literally a walking loot drop.

by Chance Paladin June 15, 2025

grey loot

When something is bland, boring, and unimpressive.

Damn bro, straight grey loot in the fridge.

by el maje June 18, 2025

loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.

"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"

by The-Olas November 15, 2025

Looting

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

by Footjober February 12, 2025