Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.

"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"

by The-Olas November 15, 2025

Loot

Loot, another word for Weed or Marijuana

Person A: You got some Loot on you, dude?

Person B: Yeah I got the Loot in my backpack

by BDawg03 June 4, 2022

loot

When you get (steal) something or someones precious or expensive stuff. For example: I stole ya girls booty/melons. This could mean they stole something precious.

Bob: I stole ya girls booty last night
Bobby: What the hell dude i liked her booty
Bob: Shes my loot now bruh

by Anonymous Creature Creeping April 17, 2017

Stray-Loot

The refused piece of crap that usually takes a second or third flush to finally rid the toilet of this menacing tool!

I was finished taking a crap at a friends party, when another partygoer yelled out "Hey, someone left a stray-loot in the fucking toilet!"-I was sooo embarrased!

by d.e.m.o. November 3, 2011

arm loot

Arm Loot is classified as a "cackle" or group of individuals, typically female, that is required for entrance or acceptance to an event. It is defined as "loot" as opposed to candy because candy is retained by the owner whereas loot is meant to be shared. Although not restricted to the collegiate lifestyle, arm loot is most often required for events where attractiveness is key and the ability to flip a quarter into a cup will garner praise from fellow party-goers. Under certain circumstances, the qualifications for loot could necessitate a trade-off between attractiveness and a certain morally casual attitude.

I can't believe that college freshman boy tried to get into an off-campus party without any "arm loot".

No way we are getting into this party without more "arm loot".

by beachyqueen October 1, 2010

Poot Loot

A nickname for any shotgun that holds to bullets in Call of Duty

gamer 1:hey, what class you usin
gamer 2:The poot loot with a grip

by OCaesarC December 24, 2010

Shoot and Loot

Mercenary slang term used to refer to asymmetrical warfare, especially in severely messed up countries.

You don't need much more than some good sunglasses, a Level IIIA vest, and an AK for Shoot and Loot.

by Gunhead_ November 8, 2011