LondonMet

"Hip" abbreviation of "London Metropolitan University" recently adopted under its new image change drive. A byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no talent 'Meeja' student wannabes with Ipods and ironic t-shirts talking crap about Marxism while playing with their greasy ponytails.

I tried to take a crap at LondonMet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by Jesus. I should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the guy with the crap ponytail in a Magic Roundabout t-shirt said while trying to get me to buy a copy of "The Socialist Worker"...

by Clem February 23, 2005

London

The capital of England and Great Britain
Once the capital of one third of the world and a stroll along the many roads and avenues will show evidence of a strong past.
Long ago a industrial city like liverpool,manchester and birmingham which ruled the world.
In present it is full of Homosexuals,Liberals,Immigrants (often muslim and illegal) and other rich Guardian reading Traitors.
The real londoners are branded into this shit group of wankers,we are not all "cosmopolitan metrosexuals" what ever the fuck that means,some are real MEN not beckhamite twats.
Its time for a change london,if we keep on with multicultural bollocks then our downfall is islams victory.
Rise UP London,Rise UP Manchester,Rise Up Liverpool and Birmingham,lets make Britain GREAT again.

The reality is of a liberal muslim capital city

We should stop all this "manc" vs "cockney" or "scouse" caper and join together as englishmen,the same kind who kicked the crap out of the germans in two wars.

Long Live London and England

by MrFrank September 4, 2009

You London Speak Best

This phrase is used when person A makes a grammatical error which then person B would reply with “You London Speak Best?” sarcastically.

John: I liking this soup.
Jill: You london speak best?
John: *Rage!*

by Naflahk. June 21, 2011

Londonn

Londonn born in 2006, she a real baddie, she a Pisces ♓️ and she the one and only Londonn❤️ Loyal, smart and skinny.

Londonn is a gorgeous name. She’s the one for you.

by Lonlon April 9, 2020

Spek london

A way of telling others in a videogame to stop speaking or typing in their third-world native language and rather use a more superior language to communicate.

Ingame chat user1: "Poshel ty musor ublyudok cyka blyat"
Ingame chat user2: "Spek london noob"
Ingame chat user1: "хахахахахаха"
Inhame chat user1: "Fakk you nob stupid"

by icewalla December 3, 2021

Oily London

A person who thinks they are Korean and identifies as Jimin/Korean. He has married a cardboard cut-out of Jimin, a popular member of the South Korean pop band, BTS. He also has done plastic surgery to look "Korean" resulting him into becoming "Oily London". Oily London, also known as Oli London has composed and sung many songs which he thinks are amazing but according to the general public, it really is not good and very cringy.

Oily London identifies as Korean after doing numerous plastic surgeries. "Oily London, are you ok?"

by udidntknowthisexisted March 21, 2022

London River

The River Thames, the river that runs through London, capital of the UK, and the main city of England, Great Britain and the British Isles.
This is a nautical or marine term, dating back many centuries, to the time when London was (one of) the main ports of England - see also Bristol - and many cargo ships berthed there.
Still in use in the 1980's, and probably beyond.

After over a year away on a British ship, seamen of all ranks would often get the 'Channels' as they passed between England and France, prior to ascending the London River and berthing in The Pool of London - and then paying off!

by Evry finger a marline spike March 8, 2008