cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.
Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.
by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006
Get the cock loafmug. by Simon October 14, 2004
Get the Lay a loafmug. by Dole Banana May 28, 2009
Get the Cheese Loafmug. When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.
by Logan Burke May 20, 2008
Get the loaf of breadingmug. A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
by B. Steed January 2, 2005
Get the pinch a loafmug. A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.
Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.
by Giblets. July 23, 2018
Get the duck loafingmug. Donald Trump's signature hairstyle
by Nadradec July 24, 2015
Get the onion loafmug.