cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Cheese Loaf

A huge turd floating in the toilet.

"OMG! look at the size of that cheese loaf". "I know i did it myself".

by Dole Banana May 28, 2009

loaf of breading

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

by Logan Burke May 20, 2008

pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

by B. Steed January 2, 2005

onion loaf

Donald Trump's signature hairstyle

My ideal guy? Give him a fake tan and an onion loaf and he's a dreamboat.

by Nadradec July 24, 2015

duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018