N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
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Get the Dream liner mug.Retarded animal created by satan. Allways reads books to say something back like the bible. A mans left nut is stronger then his right hook.
Linards is retarded.
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Get the pipe liner mug.The way little sisters sound when they attempt to curse in their squeaky, high pitched little voices, at and about everything.
My sister called me a #*(&$^ #$(*Y #$*&#(er and that #)$( #$)%&# #*$& was (*@&#$@!. It sounded just like she was saying licorice
by glasses February 10, 2008
Get the licorice mug.Me and my friend went to the IHOP for some pancakes, but some Liborio beat us to it.
We better get some of these pancakes with the quickness before Liborio gets here.
I went to the grocery store for some pancake mix. But the shelve was empty, and there was a sign that said "Liborio was here"
We better get some of these pancakes with the quickness before Liborio gets here.
I went to the grocery store for some pancake mix. But the shelve was empty, and there was a sign that said "Liborio was here"
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1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
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