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Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
by Miritsu May 3, 2024
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linda sweating

what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”
by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024
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Linda

Linda, a basic bitch who likes to ruin people's lives. A whore and an ugly female who only thinks of herself
"oh who is that girl?"
"oh thats Linda, she is a bitch, don't talk to her."
by jomamasougly October 6, 2022
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linda

The best girlfriend to ever exist in the history of girlfriends, the most beautiful girl on earth, if you were to see her you'd get jealous of her boyfriend. If you leave her, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

linda's eyes are the cutest, most adorable things you'll ever see. Her smile will make you smile right back, and her body... lets just say its pretty effin hot.

Although she may seem cute and innocent, she does have a less innocent side, but that side is reserved for her boyfriend.
I love linda
by cutiesboyfriend April 20, 2023
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Linda Searcy

Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?

Yup. Linda Searcy.

-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023
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Linda

Linda is overprotective and her kids hate her
by somemokid February 20, 2022
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