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No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.
Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!
by oddy2222 February 25, 2019
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Doin a load of laundry

Expressing that you would like to have sexual intercourse
Troy ask his wife
Ay Angie we need to be doin a load of laundry
by PHAK QUE 🖕 October 7, 2022
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Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry
Ill do your laundry
by anonymous March 23, 2023
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laundromat

with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;

it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)
Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.
by xalena September 22, 2006
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Polish Laundromat

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
by C-Blon January 5, 2009
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laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.
the laundry noam stole all of my socks!
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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laundrified

to have been a part of the laundry; and is now clean
1) Those shirts are laundrified.
2) The sheets are to be laundrified.
by Noel November 5, 2003
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