labradoodle

Quite possibly the worst breed of dog in existence today. A cross between a poodle and a lab, resulting in a dog that is scared of its own shadow and refuses to fetch sticks. It is a common misconception that labradoodles are intelligent dogs, when in reality they have the equivalent brain power of domesticated turkeys.

Joe: Hey, what's the stupid looking dog that jumps when it sees it's own shadow?
Fred: A labradoodle, if you ever get one I will smack you.

by Phil Korn November 1, 2006

label maker

To lose control and erupt in a fit of nonsensical misdirected anger.

Disgruntled and annoyed at his recent termination, the former post office employee returned to his home branch and went label maker on his coworkers with an AK47 and a box of twinkies.

by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005

the realest label

Shady Records...Ja Rule can't step.

Obie, D-Twizzie, G-Unit, 50, we the realest fuckin' label fo' sho'.

by Nick D March 21, 2003

Newfoundland & Labrador

A small country to the west of Canada. Newfoundland (& Labrador) where owned by the British up in till 1901/9. The Newfoundland Regiment fought in both World wars and suffered a horrible defeat many times over. Newfoundlands are said to be the kindest people in the world (or North America) and are apparently the most sexuality active. They have 2 dogs named after them, the famous Labrador Retriever and Newfoundland Dog, along with the rare Newfoundland Pony. Newfoundlands are sometimes refereed too as Newfies and have their own dialect of French, English and Irish. Population of 509,739 as of July 2012. One of the most defined aspects of Newfoundland are that a huge percent of the population is of direct English-French blood, which often cause strife in parts of Canada, Europe and America, but is of common here. They also have their own mineral called Labradorite that is commonly seek after for it's look.

- Have you heard of the rock?
- You mean Newfoundland & Labrador? Yes

by Alexpark December 25, 2010

Shia Labeouf

being cute smart nice and great actor

whoa! that guy is so shia!

by Lillian December 4, 2003

labes

short for labia.

Couple a playaz on the beach....."man check out the horselips on that blimp. ain't never seen labes that big.

Her labes remind me of the deli.

Yo, dog, she had labes so big, looked like she had a jellyfish between her thighs.

by Buzz August 15, 2003

Shia Labeouf

The HOTTEST disney actor who ever lived.

by CanadianChild May 17, 2003