Logan

Logan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is super funny and is always there for you. He can be kind of weird and crazy at times, but that just adds to his personality. He can be kind of awkward, but when he is, it just makes him kind of adorable. If you ever meet a Logan, don’t let him go. He is one of the nicest people in the world. He cares very deeply about all of his friends, girls and guys alike. He likes to quote shows and games at times. Logan can be kind of self conscious sometimes, but he is really good at hiding it. He has good goals that he’s set for himself, and always tries to work at them. Logan is a handsome human being and he will never understand how attractive he actually is. He is always worried about you and apologizes, even if it wasn’t his fault. He is very empathetic and won’t stop talking to you until he knows that you are okay. Logan is one of the bestest friends that you can have, so make sure to love him with all your heart!

“Hey who’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s Logan. He’s my bestfriend.”
“Dude, you’re so lucky! Logan’s are the best.”

by BoomBoomOrangeBoi November 11, 2021

locin

rollin with a gun lookin for someone to use as a target

Weed smokin, straight loc'n,
lock and loadin

by donovan March 5, 2005

Logging

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.

A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic

by billkamp May 21, 2011

chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

by CrazyKiller76 June 6, 2016

KSI Vs Logan Paul

a Youtuber boxing match coming on August 25th most people are waiting for and the rapper Post Malone is rooting for KSI

person 1: hey dude are you excited for the new ksi vs logan paul boxing match?
person 2: yea bro! who are you rooting for??
person 1: Logan Paul who are YOU rooting for???
person 2: BITCH YOU STUPID

by ESKETEKMYBROODA July 22, 2018

Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011